Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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