i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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