i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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