so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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