You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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