ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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