she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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