Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Randomize
