when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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