belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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