dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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