i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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