gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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