she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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