Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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