Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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