if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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