i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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