HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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