making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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