i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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