It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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