is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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