At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
its liver damage thursday
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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