Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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