when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
