your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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