READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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