Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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