I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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