You can't motorboat a personality
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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