what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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