Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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