I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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