Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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