turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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