he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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