I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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