Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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