Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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