what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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