I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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