On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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