My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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