i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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