I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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