I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize