Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i now understand why vodka
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
And then he peed in my hair
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