I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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