I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
