im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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