I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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