Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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