Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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