I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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