If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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